Sorry to have been away from this blog for so long. Okay, with my usual opening apology out of the way, here we go.

We’ve moved, from a commercial building with an apartment over it to a regular house. It’s something we’ve been wanting to do for some time now and we finally found the perfect time and place. We’ve moved out of the city, so to speak, even though we’re only a mile from suburbia. We live up in the mountains now and it’s so pretty. I’m happy! He’s happy! The cats are happy! And, the first two shoots here were a spanking success! OKAY, I’LL STOP SHOUTING NOW! Hehe.

We did both shoots on the same day. We had to. The time consuming move had left us with no time to shoot and especially an apartment with boxes all over the place is no place to shoot. So, we were in urgent need of new material. By the end of the day I was icing my shoulder with a bag of frozen peas…

Cute little Mei Mara was our first girl, for our GoodSpanking site. Poor Mei was a bit dismayed when I gave her directions to our new place. She had her boyfriend drive her and they were both a bit taken back by the mountain location when they first arrived. Actually, Mei was delighted. It was an adventure. Her boyfriend, not so much. Guess not everyone is into nature. But, once inside they were both pleasantly surprised by our new homey place and how quickly we’d settled in. Mei relaxed right away and was soon excited to begin the shoot. That Mei really loves her spankings! And, boy can she take them. Don’t let that petite body fool you. That girl wears me out!

Mei's cute little spanked bottom

Mei's cute face

A nice OTK on the ottoman

Larry likes that overhead view

Mei's cute, naked bottom

Next up? It was Sinn Sage’s turn for her site SpankSinn. Sinn, who is very much into nature was absolutely delighted with our new place. She gasped with delight the moment she set food inside. Plus, she loved the drive and marveled at the beautiful scenery. More happy!

I decided to play a doctor who makes house calls. lol Sinn, who adores the chance to make things even more kinky, loved the idea. She swooned onto the couch and said, “Doctor, please help me. I don’t know what’s wrong, but I’m sooo lethargic,” or something like that. Well, Dr. Pfeiffer knew exactly what to do to make Sinn feel better.

A paddling was required

And a cropping

Sinn's already starting to feel much better

Of course, she HAD to be flogged

Then, she needed a bit of the old snippy-snap of the small cane

The thick wooden bath brush was completely necessary

Needless to say, by the end of the day I had spanked all I could spank. But, what a sweet rosy way to warm our new home.

As you can probably tell by my post title, this is something that’s been bothering me for a while. Okay, bothering might be a bit much. I’m not stressing on it. No walking the hall, or talking to myself. Well, not about that. So anyway, why do some people feel the need to bring it down with two hands at once? Isn’t one hand just as effective. Also, it then leaves your non-spanking hand free to hold onto the waist of the bucking, kicking spankee.

I can’t really get on much of a soap box here, since I’ve been guilty of utilizing The Double Whammy. Still, when I went in search of photographic evidence the only place I could find any proof of my transgression was on SpankSinn. This is because I know Sinn is a big fan of The Double Whammy. She does it to her spanking play partners all the time. I did search my GoodSpanking archives. But, I couldn’t find anything. I’m sure I could have if I’d have spent an inordinate amount of time searching. You get the point.

Those are Sinn's hands Double Whammying.

Here's Sinn doing it with hand AND hairbrush!

And, here’s me doing in on SpankSinn.

Talk about evidence. I even left hand prints!

What’s your take on The Double Whammy? Do you think it’s delightful, delicious, de-lovely? Or, are you more of a traditionalist, like me? You know, OTK, one hand holding the bucking kicking girl by the waist while the other does the spanking?

One of the most fun shoots this summer was the one we titled “Naughty Pie,” with Sophie Nova. I had to come up with a couple of props for the set up. I needed some canned peaches for the “pie contest” plot and something that would look like bourbon, but didn’t have alcohol in it, of course. A bottle of peach flavored iced tea turned out to do the trick. So no, Sophie is not getting drunk in this picture.

As we worked our way through the set up, we added a LOT of peach tea to the peaches cooking on the stove. We turned off the stove and moved on with the set up and subsequent spanking. By the time we finished, I was sure we had something we’d pretty much want to throw away in that pot on the stove.

But, with the cinnamon sticks and other spices I’d tossed in there for effect, it turned out tasting delicious. We saved it and had it over a little ice cream after dinner that night, as we enjoyed our fond memories of spanking Sophie.

“Naughty Pie” hasn’t come out on DVD or for streaming, yet. It IS still available at GoodSpanking.com.

Spring and Summer absolutely FLEW by this year. We topped out at around 110 degrees here. Thank goodness I decided to go back to swimming this summer. It kept me sane, cooling off in the water in the mornings. I also got a great tan, but my tan lines are strange. I don’t swim for fitness in a bikini, so I’ve got a racer-suit tan. :/  It’s so important to stay fit, even for a top. Spanking all these women can really wear a girl out!

Speaking of staying fit, it reminds me of a twitter thread I was mentioned in along with Stacy Burke and Darla Crane. A fellow asked when we were going to retire? Seriously? I’m only 52! And, BTW, you never hear anyone talking about the older (and in some cases I mean OLDER) male tops out there retiring. It seems to me that, first, tops get better with age. And, second, the main focus is on the (usually younger than me) girl who is over my knee and what I’m doing to her. As long as I don’t go to heck in a hand basket, I’ll be spanking for quite a bit longer. I’m still lookin’ pretty good, if I do say so myself and present a pretty pleasant counter to whom ever the little lovely over my knee happens to be. So, retire THAT you sexist spanker!

Glad we cleared that up. That’s what blogs are for, huh? Gettin’ real.

I promise never to get that real ever again. I really prefer being entertaining to opinionated. I know that’s a strange thing for a top to say, but it’s true. Entertaining is so much more fun! That’s why my company is called, Chelsea Pfeiffer Entertainment! Right? Just sayin…

Uh oh, got real again… Sorry…

As we wrap up summer and step into fall, we’re about to release three new DVDs…as soon as I can get the ad pages together.

If you liked Dani Daniels & Cheyenne Jewel,  you’re going to love CS-31

If tiny, but tough little Mei Mara is your spanking fantasy girl, you’ll love (CP-125)

And, last but never least, another Dani. Delightful, curvy woman-of-color, Dani Hunt is fabulous in (CP-126)

Finally, other highlights of our summer shoots…

Spanking the lovely Vicki Chase

Vicki Chase also worked with us on SpankSinn.com. She and Sinn Sage really hit it off! Oh dear, another one of those inevitable spanking puns. “Hit it off.” Get it? Hehe.

Giving AnnaBelle Lee a spanking straight out of her bubble bath

Wet spankings really sting!

AnnaBelle was a great sport, too, having (almost) as much fun as I did.

Ginger S. is another newcomer for us. She's currently being featured at GoodSpanking.

That wraps it up, for now. Keep on spankin’ friends! I mean keep on spanking. Or, keep spanking your friends. How ever you’d like to take that is fine with me.

Okay, first the ad copy. Here goes:

Two Amazing Bottoms make for One Amazing Chelsea Spanks DVD!
Chelsea Spanks! Dani & Cheyenne (CS-31)
Featuring Dani Daniels & Cheyenne Jewell
$29.95 DVD

What can we say about this Chelsea Spanks offering? Two half-hour reality spanking sessions with two seriously hot ladies. That’s what!
Darling Dani Daniels decided to see what straight ahead spanking was about and gamely agreed to give a Chelsea Spanks session a go. Of course, I didn’t go too hard on her, at first. But, she quickly warmed to the concept as her bottom grew ever warmer. Dani took the spanking tour, from hand spanking, to two paddles, two crops and finally a strapping with my steel reinforced, black leather strap! She’s bubbly from start to finish, though, as her charming personality sparkles along with her gorgeous glowing behind. The spanking is amazing and Dani naked is a treat!
Cheyenne Jewel is fantastic, too! She has a lovely figure with a full, but very firm bottom and an angelic face to top it all off. Cheyenne is more experienced when it comes to being spanked than Dani is and so I began with a pretty stiff hand spanking. She giggles at first, saying that sometimes spanking makes her giggle. It’s very cute. But, things get a little more serious once the implements come out. Cheyenne takes, on top of her hard hand spanking, a hairbrush, two paddles and my blonde leather strap!
Two gorgeous ladies. Two VERY RED, seriously spanked bottoms!

Now, how I REALLY feel about this new DVD:

I can’t express how much fun I had spanking these two women. Both are incredibly gorgeous, incredibly sweet, fun and adventurous. I really tried in the “official ad copy,” to express how good this one is. But, sometimes “ad” kinds of words just don’t get it done.
Both ladies were a tad nervous to start, which is often the case, whether it’s a reality spanking session, or a plot. I don’t mean to be scary. I’m nice. I’m gentle (where it’s appropriate). I explain things. Still, they get nervous. Perhaps, this is part of what makes this whole spanking thing exciting? I remember I used to get a little nervous before being spanked. I suppose I still do on some level, but once I’m into it I’m just having a good time. I know. The words Spanking and Good Time don’t seem to belong in the same topic, or category, or whatever. But, I’m not apologizing, cause that’s just the way I’m built.

If you’d like to take a look at a few photos from this DVD Click Here Enjoy!

…about when I get spanked. On video, that is. What? Me get spanked?! I know. I’m mostly a top now. But, occasionally this girl still needs her spankings.

Who?
How do I determine who will spank me when I decide I’d like to get spanked in a video? I know it’s a good question, because it’s difficult to answer. I’ll use my most recent experience as an example.

Starry Knight recently had the challenge of spanking me.

I chose Starry because she was recommended to me by someone who knows her as a top. We both have spanked this gentleman and I know that anybody who can spank this man the way he likes to be spanked is a good top. When he said she switches I decided this might be a good time to do some switching on video again. Until that day, last month, it had been four years since I’d been spanked on video. She said in her email that she could take a hard spanking, etc., and so I could have easily done two scenes with her wherein she got spanked both times. But, for some reason, I decided to give myself a break from topping and do one scene where all I had to do was get spanked.
Starry was delightful to spank. And, she gave me a pretty good spanking, too. Although, I should have warned her about how I brat. Hehe .

Here I'm topping from the bottom, criticizing Starry's spanking technique.

Can anyone guess what I was criticizing her for? It’s my least favorite spanking technique and she had the audacity to use it on me!

What? Meaning, what does the person spanking me get to use, I guess. Well, Starry only got to use her hand. However, I’ve allowed the use of hairbrushes, paddles, straps and so forth. I guess it comes down to how brave I’m feeling that day. As I hadn’t taken a long, hard one on camera in a while, I didn’t feel very brave the day Starry spanked me. Isn’t it nice that I get to decide? I think so.

When? Silly me. Whenever I decide it’s a good idea, of course. I never know until (generously guessing) the day before when it’s going to be a good idea for me to get spanked.

Where? I have to admit, it’s always at home. While I’ve spanked others outdoors, or in unfamiliar locations, I’ve never chosen to be spanked outdoors, or especially in unfamiliar locations. Well…not on video anyway.

Finally, we have the Why? I get spanked because I want to get spanked. Nobody spanks this brat unless I decide it’s a good idea. Got it? Good! :p

If you’d like to see my most recent experience you can at www.GoodSpanking.com and good luck getting through a whole scene of me bratting, kicking, hitting, biting and whatever else I tried to do to traumatize poor Starry Knight.

I want to begin by wishing you all the very best in 2013!
I guess I’ll get the hardest parts over first. 2012 was a wonderful year in many ways, but also a year in which I lost my oldest brother and then two months later my Mother passed. In both of their cases, I know they are in a much better place now. Like, heaven! And, Mom is with Dad again, as it should be.
Life is like that. There’s the good and the bad. I will qualify that by saying the bad is really, usually, about the difficulty of accepting change. And, once you get that, the bad isn’t so bad.

Ooookaaayyy! Let’s get on to more of the good, as in Good Spanking! I’m tingling with anticipation for what 2013 might hold in store for me on that front. Yeah, I just said “tingling.” Teehee!
It does make me look back at some of the fun and exciting things we filmed last year.

It was time.

After taking quite a while off (since 2009) from bottoming on video, I decided it was finally time. One of the real reasons was I had, through all we’d been through in the last few years, put on some weight. Uhhkkk!!! So, I finally got a grip, went back to swimming laps and lost not only what I’d gained, but more.  I felt like showing off. So, there you go. I’m a show-off. :p

My favorite kind of plot. Ten Amorette is caught poking around somewhere she ought not to be.

Of course, spanking Ten is always special.

Sophie Nova in "Naughty Pie," is definitely a highlight of the past year!

Sophie always plays it just right.

AnnaBelle Lee was adorable in "Hot Water."

I met a few cute new spankees, Stevie Rose is definitely one of them. You'll be seeing more of her in 2013!

Dani Daniels has been the highlight of the year for many. We hope to see more of her, too!

Aaaah! Cheyenne Jewel. She'll be back, too.

I had a lot of fun with tiny, but touch Mei Mara, too!

And, we mustn't forget bright and funny Dani Hunt!

Finally, one more nod to Mei Mara. This was her third shoot with me for 2012. Plus she was a good sport about the Christmas attire.

Goodness, that was a quick look back! It went almost as fast as the year did.

Here’s to many more exciting and fun times ahead!

All of the above scenes and more can be seen on our members site GoodSpanking.com, or you can purchase those stories on this site on DVD!

I said in my last post that we had very much enjoyed working with Stevie Rose and that I was going to have her back in 2013. That got me to thinking when it was time to hire for the first time in this year. I know it hadn’t been that long since we featured Stevie on the GoodSpanking site, but I still didn’t think it was too soon to have her back. Sometimes, if I wait too long, thinking (rather ill-advisedly) that you all need a break before the next time we feature someone. I’ve lost sooo many good models that way. Dani Daniels is one. Shoulda had her back right away, now she’s off and running as a big porn star and is too busy to get spanked by me
Charlotte Vale, too. Too many to name.
So, back to Stevie, it was time to have her back and now!
She’s bright, has a delightful dry wit and is a true brat.

See that roll-of-the-eyes? Brat, right?

But, she's such an adorable brat. Big "doe" eyes, too.

Perfect reactions!

Amazingly spankable bottom!

I just couldn’t ask for more in a spankee. If you haven’t seen Stevie in action, you should definitely go to GoodSpanking and see for yourself.

Now, after the first half of the week being lost to computer problems, we’re finally back up and running. (I started this post on Monday, but couldn’t get the pictures to upload for some reason.) Anyway, everything was just being weird. Technology, I love and I hate you! Updates are coming, starting with GoodSpankingClassics today. The rest will go up as we get it going!

I don’t know if you all can really appreciate the pain in the bottom, behind, posterior, derriere, butt, ass, fanny, tush, tushy, or finally, rump of coming up with different ways to describe one!

How many more words can we possibly come up with to describe a bottom? This is my life…

Looking at a LOT of these is also my life... Poor me. NOT!

I must confess, I don’t recall ever having used rump.

A- What’s your favorite bottom word?

B- Can you guess whose bottom is pictured above?

Okay, so yeah. Next Monday, the 25th, is my birthday. In honor of this blessed event we shot a birthday spanking video. I got spanked by Cheyenne Jewel…and it was fun. There I said it, nothing to take for it. It stung real good, but it was very invigorating!
Since there’s a video of it, we’re having our Chelsea’s Birthday Spanking Sale. I’ll be posting that soon, maybe even today depending on how things go. So far today, things are going slowly. We’re having software problems and it’s a holiday. Once again, our tech people are unavailable. Huh…
On to the more positive, then, the details of the sale are Buy any 1 DVD and get my Birthday Spanking 2013 DVD for free. Yes, a fee video of my own poor badonkadonk (new bottom-descriptive word!) getting a few count downs with a few implements. Just a few, lemme see if I remember without looking at the pictures. A hairbrush, a leather paddle, another paddle and the strap? Here’s the banner, so you can see a couple of moments anyway.

Also, as nice little birthday surprise, on Thursday, the 21st, at 12:30pm, I’m going to be interviewed by Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn on their show, Radio Sex. You can listen on Sirius channel 103, or XM channel 103. The show airs between 11am and 2pm PST. You can call and comment 1 (800) 772-2388. And, I’m nervous even writing about it. This is someone else’s game. I’m used to being the one in control. Okay, I’ve become a control freak! Not really… But, I am nervous.

Finally, if you feel compelled to send me a birthday gift, I wouldn’t mind…and I REALLY wouldn’t mind getting a few new implements. It’s a gift that keeps on giving as you see your implement used over and over, for years to come! Anyway, if you do decide to send a new implement for my birthday, please send it (discreetly, of course) to CPE, PO Box 4458, West Hills, CA 91308. I’d be ever so grateful. I LOVE new implements!

Omg! I didn’t realize it has been so long since my last post.  February! Oops! It might conceivably be possible that I’m in need of a dose of my own style of discipline. I didn’t say that! Don’t tell my husband! There’s been a lot of shoots since then, too.  But, one of our most recent, of course, stands out in my mind most. Actually two and both were with the admirably adorable Christy Cutie. I cannot say enough about this girl. She found her own way into the world of spanking via her writing of spanking fiction and her blog Naughty Christy Cutie. Once she found Fetlife, things took off for her. Everyone loves spanking, uh, shooting with her and for good reason. She LOVES it!

Christy tends to like to dress in a schoolgirl type of style, whether in a uniform, or not. And, that’s not my usual preference, but with her it’s so genuine it can’t be denied. She also blogged about how she liked a ritualized discipline concept, so that’s what we did the last time we shot. And, wow! It’s hot. REALLY HOT!

Christy's OTK

In the story, Christy comes to see me for her weekly discipline session. Each week, she must confess to me any and all reasons why she requires her weekly discipline. She confesses to buying answers to her college exam online with her Daddy’s credit card. Well, that can’t go unpunished! So, I start with a good, hard OTK.

Next Christy gets it with a large, thick wooden bath brush!

Isn't she cute being collared?

You can see by the smeared make up, Christy cried.

Yes, it’s true. Christy cried, but during the first part of the scene, during the OTK hand spanking!

My favorite part.

My favorite part of the scene, though, is when Christy is handcuffed to the leg of the couch, upon which I sit as I administer a thorough switching. This part is impossibly hot. I’m switching her hot little bottom with all my might. She’s squirming around on the carpet, yeowing for all she’s worth. It takes my breath away just to work with the photos! Choosing ad photos is even harder. So many wonderful expressions. So many perfect, sexy moments. Believe me, we’re all going to get to know Christy Cutie a whole lot better!

Time for bikinis

Bikinis so we can work on our tan lines.

So our bottoms look even redder when they get spanked!

That’s lovely Sarah Gregory with me after the shoot we did together last month. What a blast! She’s a pretty good spanker, too.  All the scenes that we shot are up at our GoodSpanking site.

I’m actually still sporting last year’s tan here. You can kind of see that last year’s suit was a one piece. This year’s bright blue bikini is fun, though. Don’t worry. I use sunscreen, otherwise I’d already be much more tan.

Summer is also time for one of our two annual sales. Our Summertime, Buy any 1 (or 2, or 3) DVDs and get 1 (or 2, or 3) for FREE! Yay! Just click on the banner below for details.

How much fun is THAT?!

Now that our long Indian summer is over and the weather has turned, causing trees to turn I’m in a reflective mood. Thinking back, oh what a summer we had. Spanking, spanking and more spanking!

Back in June, just as the weather was requiring us to run the a/c, even during shoots, we had a lovely visit & shoot with Stevie Rose. That was followed by another nice visit & shoot with Ten Amorette. I finally got to meet and spank Addie Juniper, who said she enjoys spanking so much that she doesn’t shoot it for her own site. She wants to savor it for herself. But, she was happy enough to give it a go for us. We did a short storyline, followed by a Chelsea Spanks session. During the later it quickly became obvious that Addie likes her spankings erotic. Having had quite a bit of experience in that genre of spanking with dear Sinn Sage, I knew exactly what was required. We had a very nice time.

Amelia Jane Rutherford made her way over the pond and I never, ever want to miss a chance to spank Amelia. She’s sweet, genuine, funny (not to mention gorgeous). The funny thing about this particular shoot is that I was put on the spot to come up with a couple of story lines after I got the shoot days mixed up. For some reason I had it in my mind that the shoot was on Friday, thus when Amelia showed up at our door exactly on time on Monday I was put on the spot. I had just returned home from a series of errands and was about to get to work on a GoodSpankingClassics update when we heard a knock at the door. Larry went to check it out expecting a neighbor, or postal delivery and was shocked to find Amelia standing there…all sexy six feet of her. I jumped into action and while showering decided that the first story would be about Amelia showing up for the shoot four days early…her mistake, not mine. She was a good sport about it and we had so much fun.

That was just half of the summer. Part two to come. And now, the pictures!

Stevie looks fabulous in this red dress. I was inspired to make her bottom equally as red.

Mission accomplished.

Stevie does an amazing job at swearing up a storm!

This, as it turns out, is only the first spanking Stevie gets for swearing this summer.

Ten is having fun pretending to prank call Aunt Chelsea.

This is what happens when one deprives Aunt Chelsea of her beauty sleep.

Hey, you'd spank her too. She let my tomato plants die!

Ten? What are you doing?

It looks naughty...

It is naughty!

And, what do naughty naked girls get?

Addie's telling me about how she sneaked into an amusement park. I'm shocked, of course.

Addie wore the perfect pair of Daisy Dukes.

She's got cute buns too!

Amelia and I are trying not to crack up as we begin the plot that's a twist on my real life day.

Amelia, too, opted for the Daisy Duke look. I'm still having a little trouble getting into character.

Okay. Enough of the cute shorts.

Now we've got the right expressions.

Forced stripping before the spanking.

Thus, I get to spank yet another lovely naked girl!

See? I'm always right.

More pictures and more ladies in Part Two to come!

I know, I didn’t blog a wit last year. In the face of what turned out to be a pretty tough one, I just developed the worst case of writer’s block and couldn’t budge it. Thanks to several requests that I get back to it, you’ve finally convinced me.

So, welcome to a new year and whatever it may hold. For us at CPE, it began with three new DVD releases. Not a bad start, I’d say.

Our Spanking Selfie with Sinn Sage

The first is called Our Spanking Selfie and it’s a spanking reunion of epic proportions. (Okay, maybe not epic proportions, but that was fun to say.) The story behind this one is a typical one for a shoot day where things don’t go as planned. You’ve got to get creative – think on your feet. We’d been planning this one for months. That’s how hard it is for Sinn and I to get together lately. It’s a three hour drive between us now. Still she loves her place by the ocean and I my place in the mountains. But, I digress.

Back to the story. Larry woke up sick. Really sick. Too sick to do the camera work. I tried to reschedule with Sinn, but there was just nothing in the near future that would work. I thought about  canceling, but then it came to me. We’d take our cameras, set them up on tripods and shoot a “spanking selfie.” Just me and Sinn and that’s what we did. Click on the banner above to follow the link and see all the pictures and get the rest of the story, which involves many implements (as usual).

The second is called Christmas for Christy + One, which means there are two Christmas oriented scenes and one other scene. Christy is equally naughty in all three, however. That’s what I love about her. Good, bad girl Christy!

Christmas for Christy + One

I adore doing these kinds of plots with Christy. She’s just perfect for those cute, tough-in-cheek, playful plots. She’s also good for a pretty pout, here and there. You’ve got to love that! Click on the banner to get the full scoop. It’s worth it. Trust me. Have I ever let you down? Okay, don’t answer that one.

And, the third is one I’d truthfully consider a break-through video for CPE. We’ve done a little anal play with temp taking and such. But, this one goes to a whole new level. We knew from previous conversations while working with Ela Darling that she liked a little anal activity now and then. So, we thought why not. See the thing about Ela is she likes to work with us, but can’t take as much spanking as a lot of others ladies we’ve worked with. That doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to do it, though. I thought, ‘Why not come up with something that will give her a little diversion and us a little something new. That thing included a shiny new butt plug and another shiny new anal toy. It’s quite a movie. It’s called The Price of Membership and if you click on the banner below you’ll find out all about it.

The Price of Membership

In other news, we are now able to accept Debit cards and many European cards on GoodSpanking.com , GoodSpankingClassics.com, Spanksinn.com (which is an archive site now) and this site, CPEntertainment.com

Okay, 2015. Here we go!

We had a wonderful shoot with Addie Juniper yesterday. The theme of the day was Valentines Day, with three of the stories devoted to the February holiday and one devoted to my February holiday, my birthday. First, she anonymously gives a valentines to poor old Miss Grundy (this is Miss Grundy’s second plot presence for us…we kind of like her). When I notice my elderly neighbor prancing on her porch daily, all dressed to the nines, I ask her what’s up. When she tells me about the secret Valentine lover she’s got, etc., I get upset. I know it’s a prank and I can’t believe anyone would be that cruel. Guess who was that cruel?

Second, she eats Valentine chocolates after vowing not to eat chocolate and asking me to help her stay on her chosen path. Well, you know what happens when you ask me for help, right?

Then, after finding my email open, she emails my BF a nasty break-up email the day before Valentines Day. When my Valentines Day morning is greeted by an angry email from my BF, it isn’t a long guess to figure out who the prankster is.

Finally, she gives me a mean spirited birthday card. All around bad idea Addie!

The cards. I looked for the ugliest cards I could find. It was fun!

Then I had fun writing mean things in them. I mean, when do you get to write mean things in greeting cards?

More mean things. Teehee. And to myself, no less.

Addie pretending to write the Valentine. Isn't she cute?

Addie getting her first spanking of four. Isn't she cute?

We laughed at ourselves between takes during the set ups and had a great time. What a shoot! Coming this weekend at GoodSpanking.com

This topic has been on my mind for a while now. It first occurred to me after the holiday shoot we did with Christy Cutie. She writes spanking fiction and I believe that the dramatic aspect of spanking, especially role playing is one of the things she appreciates most. I really like this aspect, too!

Here's a good example. Total Christy Cutie in high dramatic form. Cute!

And that pout. Love it! She'll pout until you give her a hug, too.

These two photos are from “trouble with texting,” (notice the all lower case – as in texting) and “Santa’s Cookies.” Both of these scenes can be found on GoodSpanking.com and on DVD here at CPEntertainment.com’s sale page.

Next topic? Why do I have so many short-term roommates? Hehe. Addie Juniper and I were joking about that during our last shoot and, a while back, Amelia Jane Rutherford did the same. I don’t know why this is? I’m a great roommate…as long as you don’t do anything naughty.

I got curious the other day and went through my video inventory to see how many roommates I’ve had over the years. I counted an even 30. Yup, 30!

My question is, why can’t I keep a roommate for very long? I mean, I’m neat and clean. I’m quiet. I’m thoughtful and dependable. I loan money. I even often take time out of my busy day to help them along in their live journeys. You know, I help make them better people, right?

I would list them, but that would be like calling them out and that wouldn’t be nice. Besides the list goes all the way back to 1998, so that might get tedious.

So, what could the problem be?

Do you think this might have something to do with it? This is Sophie Nova in Naughty Pie (CP-127)

Some things are just inscrutable.

p.s. I’ve also had quite a few nieces, but that’s another story.

After considering my many spanking video “roommates,” I naturally began to think about all the “nieces” I’ve had. The first appearance of me as Aunt Chelsea was in the video House Rules, with a very fetching niece, Samantha Woodley and her equally fetching and possibly even naughtier friend Ashley Fires. A good time was had by all…especially me!

Samantha Woodley & Aunt Chelsea

Naughty Ashley just couldn't resist spanking spankable Samantha

I think I just made a tongue twister. Naughty Ashley spanking spankable Samantha. It’s hard to say three times fast. Hehe.

If you can name one, or two, of my other “nieces,” I’ll post her picture in the comments section. Go!

Meanwhile, here’s a picture of my cat Kolohe. He’s sitting here waiting for your responses. Looking at the picture, I must concede, my desk is a mesk. Uh, oh. Don’t get me started again.

This is Kolohe. His name is Hawaiian for "rascal".

In other news, we had the lovely AnnaBelle Lee back. It always seems to work out that she’s our first spankee of spring. Her two charming tails (sorry, I couldn’t resist) are now on GoodSpanking.com our members site. Here’s a sample.

Naughty AnnaBelle One

Naughty AnnaBelle Two

In what way was AnnaBelle naughty? You’ll have to check the site to see. Here’s a hint, she’s not my roommate, or my niece. 

And, we just finished an amazing shoot with Christy Cutie, who was even more naughty than AnnaBelle! I don’t quite have pictures of that ready to go, yet. We just did the shoot this last Monday.

This is my crazy cat Oni'o (Yes, you guessed it...Hawaiian - this time it means "multicolored").

She sometimes can’t control her urge to molest my implements.

Can’t even see her head here. Ha! And, she’s been known to do this on other occasions.

From all of this, I can only conclude that Oni’o is indeed my cat!

The first two pictures happened right after our shoot with Christy Cutie. The last happened a few years ago.

Now, about that shoot with Christy that is now going up one episode at a time at GoodSpanking.com. Christy was really naughty this time! I decided to play it as a mommy-daughter scene, as that was mentioned in comments recently here. I was asked why I never play the mom. It made me think. I guess I was always a little uncomfortable with that scenario, so I always went with Aunt Chelsea. The thing that occurred to me, though, was that the dynamic between a mom scene and an aunt scene is completely different. For some people, the mom factor is important and that’s what this is really all about now that we’re all consenting adults. Right? So, I did it and it was fun!

Christy took a little unplanned road trip to Vegas for the weekend, without telling her mom her plans.

This is how Mom let Christy know how she felt about spending an entire weekend worrying!

And, to top if off, Christy won’t say at first where she’s been. That certainly gives mom even more reason to administer a good spanking! Plus, we’re not done, yet. There’s more Christy naughtiness to come in the next couple of weeks!

Stay tuned!

We zipped through the four amazing scenes of Christy Cutie’s “Spring Break” story. It was an intense video, the transgression being so very naughty and all. I mean, what 20 something takes off for Vegas for a weekend of spring break without telling her mother? Christy, that’s who and she got it, but good!

The punishment spanking that's waiting for Christy when she comes in the door.

During the entire first half Christy stubbornly refuses to confess her weekend whereabouts. Perhaps because she knew what the repercussions might be? She had to realize how worried Mommy Chelsea would be. Tsk! tsk!

You guessed it, once she admitted her wrongdoing, she had to be punished for that, as well. Of course!

Finally, she had a good taste of my Thwacker – my cane like implement that is made of a bit of sturdy prepared palm frond. It is only for the most naughty (and hearty) ladies. :0

Poor Christy learned her lesson the hard way.

Choosing a model once I’ve come up with this kind of an intense storyline is tricky. You need someone up to the task, and Christy is always up to the task! Love her! This story is up in its entirety at our members site, GoodSpanking.com and coming this week is more amazingly adorable AnnaBelle Lee!

Also, I discovered a new site, Customs4U.com that has made it much easier for me to offer customized spanking videos for interested parties. Past inquiries have been difficult to fulfill due to costs of models, etc. This site makes it much more affordable for the client, as well as more easily accomplished by me.

What do you want to see that you've never been able to find in a spanking video production?

You simply enter your information where prompted, i.e., category/spanking, model/Chelsea Pfeiffer. From there, you can choose how long you want it to be and any special add-ons (a little anal play perhaps?) You are given a field in which to enter the specifics of your custom video. Once you’ve filled in all of your fields, you’ll get a price quote. If you like it, they submit your offer to me and we’re off! It’s easier than it sounds… It’s also, if it’s straight ahead spanking and you don’t need a whole 30 minutes worth, it’s more affordable than a session with me. Which I do offer, by the way. If you’d like a session with me simple email me at ChelseaPfeiffer@aol.com.

Follow me on Twitter.com for nearly daily updates on What’s Up at The Spanking ranch! I’ll do the whole linking from my sites and this blog as soon as I figure out how. I know, I’m twitter challenged… Meanwhile, just go there and find me.

Sending my Spanking Love,
Chelsea

Let’s start with the photos. Here’s what new at GoodSpanking.com!

Ela Darling's spanking for "accidentally" burning my shirt that she promised she would iron.

Another charming angle

Alex Reynolds in "Secret Ingredient Spanking"

Yet another charming angle.

The scenes from which these photos I chose are from the two updates we did last week. Ela’s “Burned Shirt Burn,” and Alex’s “Secret Ingredient Spanking.”

Plus we’re shooting in HD now!

And, we’re shooting twice as much!

So we’ll be updating our GoodSpanking.com twice as much (twice a week, 20 to 24 minutes a week…maybe more)! Used to be 12 minutes a week. Remember?

Plus, our site price remains the same. We’re not making you pay for our upgrades. We just wanted to do it.

So, I’ll be looking for new models, because I’m going to be needing twice as many ladies. Now that’s a happy problem!

Seriously, a couple of weeks ago, I did so many spanking shoots in 4 days (for GoodSpanking and some private customs) that I had a bruised right palm! None of the models felt sorry for me. Harumph!